The Best Irish Toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the  rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him top  prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
 
 
 
 He went home and told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." Mary states, "Did ya now...and what was your toast?"
 
 
 
 
 John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
 
 Mary says "John, that is very nice indeed."
 
 
 
 The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
 
 
 
 Mary says, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years...once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to get him to come!"