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(1)Recent news item:

 "Two Maine teenagers are in hot water after one was arrested on suspicion of skateboarding nude through the center of town while his friend videotaped the stunt. The boy allegedly skateboarded through a parking lot wearing only a strategically placed sock puppet last week. Police said the 18-year-old skated around for about 15 minutes. Police don't think any of it was very funny."

(2)As appearing in the Daily News Tribune (Boston?):

"WILLIAMSTOWN -- Professor Eva Grudin was about to lead her students  into a discussion of whether an abstract painting was meant to  invoke a certain part of the male anatomy when her class was  interrupted by the real thing.

With no warning, two naked students barged into her Williams  College lecture hall, struck a quick pose for the 150 students  there, and ran out.

Nothing abstract here. Grudin and her students had just been  streaked.

But this was no one-time prank by some drunken college  students. It was yet another performance by two members of the  Springstreakers, the latest unofficial student activity club at this  elite liberal arts college.

"It's hard to get your bearings back and continue with your  lecture after that," said Grudin, who let out a shriek that was  followed by her students' laughter, then applause when the streakers  stole everyone's attention from a slide projection of Robert  Motherwell's vaguely phallic depiction of a bull.

With two weeks before the end of final exams, Grudin and many  of the students on the prim 2,000-student campus in the Berkshires  say the Springstreakers are offering just the kind of stress relief  that so many need right now.

"It's amazing that they do this," said Mon Thach, a freshman  who was streaked in Grudin's art history class late last week. "It  was so funny, and everyone needs a good laugh like that at the end  of the semester."

Springstreakers -- the name is a riff on Spring Street, which  cuts through campus -- is the brainchild of Morgan Goodwin and  Andy "Tex" Whinery, two skinny freshmen who say there's no bigger  rush than dropping one's drawers and getting maximum exposure by  running through a crowd.

"I haven't tried any hard drugs, but I have a feeling this is  probably better," said Goodwin, a 20-year-old who claims he never  did anything to attract so much attention to himself while growing  up in Lake Placid, N.Y.

Since he and the 18-year-old Whinery -- who cut his streaking  teeth in his hometown of Amarillo, Texas -- did their first nude  dash through a freshman dormitory in December, they've staged about  a dozen surprise streaks on the Williams campus.

Grudin's lecture was their first classroom appearance. They've  also hit the library, several parties and an a cappella concert. And  they're not without coconspirators.

The Springstreakers boast nine active members, all men except  for one, and they're always looking to recruit new ones.

Before bombing through Grudin's art history class, Goodwin  tried coaxing a few buddies into joining him and Whinery. There was  plenty of interest, but no takers.

Membership requires a willingness to shed clothing and an  ability to run quickly.

"A big part of our protocol is streaking while sober," Whinery  said. "Being naked is nothing to be embarrassed about, and if you  can only do it when you're drunk, then you can't do it with us.  That's something we pride ourselves on."

So far, the Springstreakers haven't raised the ire of campus administrators.

"It hasn't impinged on our lives at all," Williams spokesman  Jim Kolesar said. "I don't know that they've had any effect at all."

Streaking on college campuses, of course, is nothing new. As  Grudin is quick to point out, she's seen plenty of streakers at  Williams since she started teaching there in 1971.

"Their fathers were doing this in the old days," she said. "If  they wanted to do something really funny, they'd get their fathers  to do it with them now."

Goodwin doesn't pretend there's anything high-minded about running around in the buff, but if there is a social message he's  trying to send, it's that the human body is nothing to be ashamed  of.

"I feel the people we streak get something out of it," Goodwin  said. "The most obvious thing is that they see something that's  funny and blows their minds and will give them something to talk  about at reunion in 10 years. But it gets to deeper things like  people's ideas of sex and nudity and body image; things you might  discuss in a classroom but now have a reason to talk about in a  different setting."

So what does their audience think of the Springstreakers' body images?

"I was saddened to see only their backsides," Grudin said. "But  they were nice backsides."