The Little Old Lady

The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:



A lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dddooo yyyyooou hhhavve dddddildddos?"


The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The little old lady then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns bbby bbaatteries?"

The clerk is surprised but responds, "Why yes we do."

The old lady then stutters, "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe sssunnofabbitch offffff??"