The Cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

And came upon a restaurant operated by a

Fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

Tourist: $8.00

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $12.50

Baked Conservative or Liberal politician: $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
*Thanks, Dwight