Saturday, March 05, 2011

Puppy Jokes


An alsatian puppy went to a telegram office and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."

"But," the puppy dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."
HYUK!

"Ruff" "Ruff" said the little pup as he wiped his butt on sandpaper.
HYUK!

What do you have when a puppy rolls in the dirt and crosses the road twice?

A dirty double crosser.
HYUK!

Said the Chihuahua: "Eet looks like chit, eet smells like chit, mm eet tastes like chit, I think eet must be chit".
HYUK!


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