Saturday, February 26, 2011

A Catholic Heart Attack


A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate lifesaving open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment

She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a weak voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied. "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated, and said loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."


*Thanks, DW

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