Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."
The pastor replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed...
"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession, " the pastor says. Where does he practice?"
The old lady says proudly....
"Well, He has two cat houses in Las Vegas ---and one in Reno."
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