Postal Employment

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Viet Nam for 3 years."

The interviewer says, "That will get you extra points toward employment," and then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes, 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. tp 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow, come in at 10:00 A.M.

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says,. "For the first 2 hours all we do is sit around and scratch our balls.....no point in you coming in for that"