U.K. Classifieds

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. news paper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.Hateful little bastard.Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

*** And the WINNER is... ***

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes.Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f***ing everything!

and one more:

*Thanks, Danny