A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.**
** Intrigued, she asked, **
"How can you tell them apart?"**
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone?
*Thanks, Dwight
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