A man left the bar one night and started driving home. He then noticed a lot of Evergreen trees and started dodging them left and right and left again. Swerving all over the road, but incredibly did not hit any of the trees. After some time, a police officer pull the man over and asked
“Why are you driving so strangely?”
The man replied in a slurred speech..
“Sorry officer! I was just avoiding the Christmas trees”
The officer said
“You know you are in an empty parking lot”
The man replied
“Whaaa..the trees…”
The officer then shone his flash light at the air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. It was the shape of a Christmas Tree.
*Thanks, Ernie
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