Hyuk-Yuks!

Maria: Chester proposed to me! I wonder if he really loves me—he’s known me only a week.

Marlena: Well, then, he probably does.


Little Joey: I have a new baby sister!

Teacher: Well, I’ll have to send your mother a card.

Little Joey: You don’t have to. She already knows.


Chan: Butch’s girlfriend always laughs at his jokes.

Toshi: They must be pretty clever.

Chan: No—she is.


Omar: Did you hear about that couple who met in a revolving door?

Tiffany: Yes. They started going around together.


Mrs. Treemont: I wanted my children to become ballet dancers so I forced them to spend a lot of time on their tiptoes.

Blanche: How did you do that?

Mrs. Treemont: I put the cookies on the top shelf.


Herb: Little Joey, why do you always get so much dirtier than your older brother?

Little Joey: Gee, Pop, I’m a lot closer to the ground than he is.


Marlena: Do you love me, my darling?

Maurice: Of course, sweetheart.

Marlena: Would you die for me?

Maurice: No, precious. Mine is an undying love.