LIFESAVERS

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.


The children began:

"Red.......cherry,"

"Yellow....lemon,"

"Green.....lime,"

"Orange........orange."



Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.


"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."


One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God! Spit them out, they're assholes!!!"

*Auntie 'M'