Pokeback Mountain

They say don't go on PokeBack Mountain
If yer lookin' fer a wife
Cuz there are cowpokes on Pokin' Back Mountain
Who have adopted an alternate life


Chorus:
Their hardened hips are rougher than cowhide
Love on the mountain they want to share
The birds and the bees on PokeBack Mountain
They have given up in dispair

Two cowboys dream on Pokin' Back Mountain
One is Roy Rogers and one is Dale
And they go riding into the sunset
They teach old Trigger how to swish his tail

Their hardened hips are tougher than jerky
Love on the mountain they want to share
The birds and the bees on Pokin back Mountain
They have given up in dispair

The gals are safe on Pokin Back Mountain
They're not wanted, and that's a fact
No need to hide your lovely daughter
When there are two guys in a bedsack

"Gone with the Wind", just eat yer heart out
They're rubbin' chaps now, they doh-sey-doh
A sordid tale that's hopelessly twisted
An epic love tale? I don't think so

They don't care about pretty daughters
Those cowpokes on PokeBack Mountain
They're gonna take each other for their wives
They don't care about no one's daughter...