Saturday, January 16, 2010

My Living Will


old woman at a computer

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my vodka

They are such assholes ..


*Thanks, Dwight

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