A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's 6, now F*CK OFF"
She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's 6, now F*CK OFF"
*Thanks, Daryn
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