Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

A doctor on a TV talk show this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things that I'd started and hadn't finished.

Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

*Thanks, Gary
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