Sunday, June 07, 2009

What is a fender skirt ?


I came across this phrase yesterday 'FENDER SKIRTS'.

Fender Skirt

A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about 'fender skirts' started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice like 'curb feelers'

curb feelers

And 'steering knobs.' (AKA) suicide knob

stering knob


Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first.

Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you.



Remember 'Continental kits?'
They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.

continental kit

'When did we quit calling them 'emergency brakes?'
At some point 'parking brake' became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with 'emergency brake.'

emergency brake?

I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the 'foot feed.'


Foot Feed

Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could ride the 'running board' up to the house?

Running Board

Here's a phrase I heard all the time in youth but never anymore - 'store-bought.' Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days. But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of candy.

Store Bought

'Coast to coast' is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing. Now we take the term 'world wide' for granted This floors me.

world-wide

On a smaller scale, 'wall-to-wall' was once a magical term in our homes. In the 50's, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.

wall to wall
wall to wall

When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase 'in a family way?' It's hard to imagine that the word 'pregnant' was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company So we had all that talk about stork visits and 'being in a family way' or simply 'expecting'.

Family way

Apparently 'brassiere' is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and my daughter cracked up. I guess it's just 'bra' now 'Unmentionables' probably wouldn't be understood at all.

Brassiere

I always loved going to the 'picture show,' but I considered 'movie' an affectation.


Picture Show

Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word I came across the other day - 'rat fink.' Ooh, what a nasty put-down!

Rat-Fink

Here's a word I miss - 'percolator.' That was just a fun word to say. And what was it replaced with? 'Coffee maker.' How dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.

Perculator
Coffee Maker

I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words like 'DynaFlow' and 'Electrolux.' Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with 'SpectraVision'!

dynaflow
Spectravision

Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured, because I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore.

lumbago

Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. The one that grieves me most 'supper.' Now everybody says 'dinner.' Save a great word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts.

Someone forwarded this to me. I thought some of us of a'certain age' would remember most of these.


Just for fun, Pass it along to others of 'a certain age'!


*Thanks, Daryn

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