How do you say "POOP" in Potsdam?

People in Potsdam speak German, so "poop" translates to "bais". If you cross the border in Poland, say, "kukor", which, by the way, is the most common word for poop around the world. Use it whenever you are abroad and in doubt.

But for those times you're nt in a "caca" or "kukor" country, here's a handy tip sheet for travellers:

Just wanted you to be prepared! ;-)