Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

To have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.


Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.


Our OIL is located in ALBERTA, BRITISH COLUMBIA, MANITOBA, SASKATCHEWAN, COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK, AND COASTAL LABRADOR

Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA ONT.!!!

Any Questions???

NO? Didn't think So.

*Thanks, Marion