Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

ON NUMBNESS, NON
She is numb from her toes down.

--written on a medical chart in a South African hospital


Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

ON THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER
"I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can’t I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks."

--singer Britney Spears

Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

ON UNDERWEAR, MEATY
"Quaker Maid Meats, Inc., on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli."

--item on a Reuters website, which was corrected the next morning

Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

ON CONTESTANTS, HALF-WITTED

Weakest Link host Anne Robinson: "Which kind of dozen is 13?"
Contestant: "Half a dozen."