Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

ON SPLITTING HAIRS . . . OR OTHER THINGS, AS THE CASE MAY BE
"He [the plastic surgeon] said he had built me, that he gave me buttock implants and fixed my ears and this is false—I’m not the creation of a surgeon, he just did my bust and my nose."

--Miss World 2005 Maria Julia Mantilla, after her plastic surgeon used his work on her for publicity purposes