$500.00

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, " I must have you right now!

I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.

She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.

Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said..........." That bastard had $500 in quarters !"

*Auntie 'M'