The Painter

Doug, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. He decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handyman.

The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Doug,"Yeah, I have a job for you. "How would you like to paint the porch?"

"Sure that sounds great!" said Doug.

"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.

"Is fifty bucks all right?" Doug asked.

"Yeah, great. "You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."

The man went back into his house to his partner who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does he know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the partner.

"Well, he must, he was standing right on it!" the man replied.

About 45 minutes later, Doug knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," he told the surprised homeowner.

The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"

"Yeah," Doug replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"

The man reached into his wallet to pay Doug. "Oh, and by the way," said Doug, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."