Monday, February 04, 2008

NEWFIE 911


Two Newfie buddies are walking home from the local pub when one of them drops to the side walk holding his chest. His buddy quickly grabs the cell phone and dials 9-1-1.

The Operator immediately asks: 'what is the emergency and where are you?'

The Newfie buddy replies: 'I don't know what happened, we were walking home on Eucalyptus Street and my friend grabbed his chest and fell down'

The operator asked: 'How do you spell the name of the street?'

The phone seemed to go dead. The operator now really concerned kept shouting because she could hear him panting! Finally he came back on the line and said: 'I dragged him over to Oak Street, that's O-A-K.'


*Thanks Daryn

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