A Confusing Tale

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot the two dead boys.

If you don't believe all my lies are true...

Then ask the blind man...

'Cuz he saw it too!

This is a rememberance of my childhood. It's no wonder I can't remember things, with crap like this filling up my brain!