My Fellow Americans,
I have a solution for the prevention of hi-jackings and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers!
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in the country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked women.
Hi-jackings would end and the airline industry would have record sales ...... and God Bless America!
Geoerge W. Bush
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