Friday, September 21, 2007

The Wiz On The Street


France's Foreign Minister, Bernard Kouchner said that the world must prepare for the prospect of war if Iran obtains nuclear weapons. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Pierre DuchampPierre Duchamp,
Waiter
"This is, uh, how you say 'bad?'"

Jenny KlipsteinJenny Klipstein,
Wedding Planner
"The French should lure Iran with their rich, cream-heavy foods, then attack from within."

Travis CullumTravis Cullum,
Graffiti Remover
"Finally. It's about time they quit being so French about everything."




*American Voices, The Onion

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