Sunday, September 30, 2007

Feel Safe


150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private Investigator -- Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of Multi- etter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.


Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".

Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F.A.T.A.S.S.

The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.



I feel safer already.

*Thanks, Andy!

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