The Wiz On The Street

Weekly World News, home to columnist Ed Anger and exclusive coverage of Bat Boy, will cease publication as of August 3. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Caroline Adamson,
Systems Analyst
"Without their insightful reporting, how are we supposed to make sense of the increasing number of heads appearing on our nation's newborns?"

Bob Harvey,
Custom Detailer
"Ed Anger must be madder than a dime-a-dance broad at a wheelchair convention at this news."


Andy Pew,
Food Cart Vendor
"Since The Globe broke the story, I have my doubts that it's true."

*American Voices, The Onion