Saturday, July 28, 2007

The Wiz On The Street


Weekly World News, home to columnist Ed Anger and exclusive coverage of Bat Boy, will cease publication as of August 3. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Caroline Adamson Caroline Adamson,
Systems Analyst
"Without their insightful reporting, how are we supposed to make sense of the increasing number of heads appearing on our nation's newborns?"

Bob HarveyBob Harvey,
Custom Detailer
"Ed Anger must be madder than a dime-a-dance broad at a wheelchair convention at this news."


Andy PewAndy Pew,
Food Cart Vendor
"Since The Globe broke the story, I have my doubts that it's true."


*American Voices, The Onion

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