Quick Takes

THE NERVE:

Did you know that in the human body is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

THE DIFFERENCE:

What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady jogging?

A sewing machine only has one bobbin.