A woman enters a pharmacy and asks for arsenic...
"What do you intend to do with that?" asks the pharmacist.
"It's to kill my husband..."
"What? You must be kidding! I can't sell you something that will help commit murder!"
The woman then opens her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife...
"Oh well, says the pharmacist, if you have a prescription then it's different..."
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