Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

ON NEWSPAPER FACTS, ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING

HURRICANES
UNHEALTHFUL

--headline in the Rapid City (South Dakota)Journal

ON PUNDITS, NOT SO PITHY
"[This is] a place that would be pretty much like the place that I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here."

--political pundit Alan Keyes, on the Chicago neighborhood he chose to rent in after moving to the state to run for the U.S. Senate

ON DATES, ONES WE DON’T WANT TO GO ON
"...my philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."

--actress Jenny McCarthy