The Wiz On The Street

Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Keith Rivers,
Systems Analyst
"Just three more to go."

Lydia Goplen,
Cosmetics Salesperson
"So now it's only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn't robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!"

Brandon Faischca,
Roofer
"Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."

*American Voices, The Onion