Tuesday, May 29, 2007

"FRIENDS" VS. "SASKATCHEWAN" FRIENDS


FRIENDS: Never ask for food.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food and lots of it.



FRIENDS: Will say "hello".



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. More than one.



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad, and often.



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. And for you.



FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together. Then do the dishes before leaving.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You. And most of the time knows you better than you do yourself.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. Then walk beside you in the front of the crowd.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" If you are not home they will wait.



FRIENDS: Are for a while.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Are for life. And then some.



FRIENDS: Might ignore this.



SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will forward this post to all their SASKATCHEWAN Friends!


*Thanks, Daryn

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