The Wiz On The Street

Prince Harry, the son of Prince Charles and Lady Diana, third in line to the throne of England, is being deployed to Iraq. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Arthur Locke,
Brewer
"Queen Elizabeth did well as a machine-gunner during World War II, so I wouldn't expect any less of her grandson."

Mary Sawyer,
Systems Analyst
"Man, Iraqi phone lines are going to be inundated with prank callers asking if they have Prince Harry in a tank."

Chuck Hurley,
Hair Stylist
"Great. Another kid with maternal-abandonment issues and a gun."

*American Voices, The Onion