Former Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega is to be returned to Panama to face murder charges when he is released from a U.S. prison in September. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"
Jake Troyer,
Fish Cleaner
"Poor guy. All his U.S. prison tattoos are going to be useless down in Panama."
Laura Knackert,
Gunsmith
"With Noriega and Ortega back in the news again, all signs point to a strong Van Halen comeback."
Carlos Petrie,
Systems Analyst
"I'm not too clear on this: Was he the one we were selling drugs to, or the one we were buying drugs from?"
*American Voices, The Onion
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