Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The Wiz On The Street

Former Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega is to be returned to Panama to face murder charges when he is released from a U.S. prison in September. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Jake TroyerJake Troyer,
Fish Cleaner
"Poor guy. All his U.S. prison tattoos are going to be useless down in Panama."

Laura KnackertLaura Knackert,
Gunsmith
"With Noriega and Ortega back in the news again, all signs point to a strong Van Halen comeback."

Carlos PetrieCarlos Petrie,
Systems Analyst
"I'm not too clear on this: Was he the one we were selling drugs to, or the one we were buying drugs from?"


*American Voices, The Onion

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