President Gerald Ford, America's 38th President, died Tuesday at the age of 93 at his desert home in California. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"
Leslie Drayton,
Housepainter
"Whomever it is we're talking about will live on — as long as we keep him in our memories."
Andrew Woolfolk,
Systems Analyst
"Every time you wrote the man's obituary, he'd pull through another few years. Then you'd have to go and update it. Classic Ford."
Sherry Scott,
Surveyor
"When they're carrying him out in the coffin, in front of the press, I think it would be funny if they 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs."
*The Onion
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