The Wiz on the Street

Death rates among people who work building computers are considerably higher than the rest of the population. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Alex Beerman, Store Clerk "Man, you can't do anything fun anymore without getting cancer. No smoking, no working in computer factories, no handling beryllium or beryllium compounds, no nothing, man."

Ken Glaser, Landscape Architect "Great. So when the computers turn against us, there won't be anyone alive who knows their weaknesses."

Jessica LaGrange, Systems Analyst "Jeez, now I feel bad about upgrading to the arsenic graphics card."