My karma just ran over your dogma!

Cut an onion in half rub it on the sole of your feet. An hour later you will taste onion in your mouth. (And your feet will stink!)

Crazy paving isn't all it's cracked up to be.

A .44 magnum beats 4 aces

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

The grave of Karl Marx is just another Communist plot.

Earth rotation is caused by penguins running around the south pole.

*Thanks, DW!