1. YOU PUT A BLUETOOTH HEADSET IN YOUR MOTORCYCLE HELMET
2. YOUR CELLPHONE IS YOUR MOST IMPORTANT BATHROOM ACCESSORY
3. YOU PREFER YOUR CELLPHONE OVER TOM CRUISE
4. YOU BELIEVE YOUR RIGHT TO A CELLPHONE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL
5. YOU BELIEVE YOUR RIGHT TO YAK IN PUBLIC IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUBLIC SAFETY
6. YOU LIVEBLOG A HOSPITAL PROCEDURE
7. YOU SUFFER FROM A WORK-INDUCED TECH ADDICTION
8. YOU INTERRUPT SEX TO ANSWER YOUR CELLPHONE
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