This OS Has Been Brought to You by the Letter "Rrrr"

Sixty million.

 "Rrrrrr!! Thar be pirates out thar!"

That's how many XP pirates the Windows Genuine Advantage tool turned up, according to a blog by Microsoftie Alex Kochis. He adds that Microsoft has received only "a handful" of verifiable false positives out of 300 million machines tested. Really? Only a handful on 300 milion? I think somebody's slipped something funny into the Redmond water supply again.