'MAN OF THE HOUSE'

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. 

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" 

His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director would be my guess."

*Thanks, Daryn