Good Rebuttle!

A Saskatchewan farmer had bought 14 pieces of farm eqipment, the last being a new pickup, from his golfing buddy over the past 10 years. One day the friend called him to say that he had just purchased an acreage south of town, and wanted a nice looking cow to put in the small pasture that came with the property saying, "My wife thinks it would look pretty".

Two days later the farmer delivered the animal along with the following bill of sale:

Basic Cow 499.95
Shipping and handling 35.95
Two tone
exterior 142.95
Produce storage compartment 126.95
Heavy duty straw chopper 189.95
Four spigot/high output drain system 149.95
Automatic fly swatter 88.95
Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.95
Deluxe dual horns 59.95
Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.95
4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.95
Pre delivery wash and comb 69.95

Sub-
total
2,768.70

Shop supplies and materials (1%) 27.69

PST and
GST 391.49

FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: 3,187.88
Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00
TOTAL (Including options): 3487.88

PREFERRED CUSTOMER DISCOUNT - 50.00

SALE PRICE $3,437.88