Groaner

A bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender, give me a gin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." Bartender says , "Sure buddy, but what's up with the long pause?" The bear looks at his hands and says, "I dunno, my dad had them too."

*Thanks, SalTCBug