Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip To Cancun

 10. "Feels great to get away after three straight weeks of work." 

 9. "As president of the United States, I pledge to do whatever's necessary to help the Cancunians!" 

 8. "Couldn't we have stayed home and gone to Chi-Chi's?" 

 7. "Cozumel? Isn't that the chick I made Secretary of State?" 

 6. "When do I get to meet Zorro?" 

 5. "Holy crap, how'd they move these pyramids from Egypt?" 

 4. "I'll have a non-alcoholic pina colada...just kidding, juice me up, Pepe!" 

 3. "NAFTA? Don't they make auto parts?" 

 2. "Secret service! He's choking on a nacho." 

 1. "Once you get a little buzz going, my poll numbers don't look so bad..."

*Thanks, Wanda