"Have you heard the one about the chicken and the walrus?"
"Un-huh." (Pause) "You gonna tell me?"
"No. It's not that funny."
Q: What do you think a cross between a chicken and a walrus would look like? A: I don't know, but I bet it tastes like chicken. (Does that mean that it's really a McWalrus?)
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