Sunday, April 17, 2005

Prison Vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

Clown in Jail

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

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