"Oh i wish i was Oscar Meyer's weiner, that is what i'd truly like to be..."

  For the record: OSCAR MAYER WEINER SONG  Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer Wie - ner That is what I'd tru-ly like to be 'cause if I were an Os-car May-er Wie - ner Ev-ery one would be in love with me.