Eewwwwwwwwwwww . . .
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
(This one is suprising!!!) In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY . . . and wash your damn hands.
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